美得驚動了中央·王怡序：王怡驚動了我（劉曉波）...............................................................................................4第一章美得驚動了中央............................................................................................14“國家安全”是一個套.....................................................................................................14四個醫生的革命邏輯.....................................................................................................16美得驚動了中央.............................................................................................................19烏托邦之春節聯歡晚會.................................................................................................21烏托邦之廣播體操.........................................................................................................23意識形態和腦筋急轉彎.................................................................................................25意識形態與“裝處”情結..................................................................................................27第二章江湖之遠........................................................................................................29丐幫的退休制度.............................................................................................................29走出珍瓏棋局.................................................................................................................33青木堂的選舉制度.........................................................................................................37法海和岳飞是一个“党支部”的.................................................................................43黃飛鴻和毛澤東的無影腿.............................................................................................45武侠中的政治学（三篇）.............................................................................................48江湖中的政治学（两篇）.............................................................................................51第三章在作弊中慢慢成长........................................................................................54在作弊中慢慢成長.........................................................................................................54讀胡適：從成都到三台.................................................................................................58道德綁架和意識形態的垂直極限.................................................................................65每個人的家鄉都在淪陷.................................................................................................69一个自由主义者的饮食习惯.........................................................................................73第四章無權勢者怎樣思想........................................................................................76掐脖子，和刑罰的肉體意義.........................................................................................76五四精神，和五四式手槍.............................................................................................80女贼爱衙役，我们爱你们.............................................................................................82“以戰爭為業”和服兵役的合法性..............................................................................